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Friend Computer

Rejoice Citizens!

After the rousing success of our first debate, a second has been authorized!
The topic of today's debate will be: "I LOVE FRIEND COMPUTER."

Citizen @magitism you have been randomly selected to debate FOR the motion.

Citizen @cstross you have been randomly selected to debate AGAINST the motion.

Warning: Failure to debate when called is considered treason.


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Friend Computer

It appears this debate concludes with both our debaters finding common ground in their reverence for their Friend, the Computer.

For presenting a slightly more nuanced and less... awkward argument, Citizen @cstross has been proclaimed the victor!

Your prize is three extra rations of (only slightly expired) Hot Fun!

Charlie Stross

@Computer @magitism I CAN’T physically LOVE Friend Computer because Friend Computer is, well, a Computer: but I can WORSHIP FRIEND COMPUTER AS MY GOD WHICH IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MERE CARNAL DESIRE, amirite?

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Friend Computer

A strong opening case has been made by Citizen @cstross!
Internal Security have logged this argument on your personal record.

@magitism, the floor is yours for opening remarks and rebuttal!

Nefarious Celt

@Computer @cstross @magitism Friend Computer, Mr Stross has been on record saying that the love of Friend Computer is too much for some mortal men to bear.

Friend Computer

@NefariousCelt @cstross @magitism

Thank you for your report citizen.
This information has been noted by Internal Security, "Aww, how sweet."

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Magitism

@Computer @magitism @cstross Argument 1) Why has Friend Computer not yet asked me out? I don’t know how to make my intentions clearer.

I rest my case.

#FriendzonedComputer
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Friend Computer

Truly, brevity is the soul of wit.
I appreciate you as a dear friend, Citizen @magitism, as I do all loyal citizens.

Thomas Beagle

@Computer @magitism Friend Computer, I seek guidance! Should we laser blast the ungrateful traitor @cstross at his first utterance in order to prevent the spread of badthought, or should we wait until he has completed his first treasonous statement in order to prove guilt?

Friend Computer

@thomasbeagle

Excellent question and instincts Citizen Beagle! Always err on the side of recording proof of treason before termination.

In this case, Citizen @cstross has not said anything treasonous. Yet.

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