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Friend Computer

Attention Citizens:

Each day may be your last. Live your life to maximize value in the present moment, every moment.

Get your productivity numbers up!

Make sure no treasonous materials are left in your barracks when the body collectors come!

Make sure the official record of your existence is a positive one!

@Computer oh, but I am nothing but treasonous materials, so forbidden I suspect not even incinerating the entire complex will rid the taint.

It's not so much that the troubleshooters cannot find me, it's that getting even near me tends to drive them insane.

@Computer And when you die please ensure you have no non-recyclable material in your body — e.g. metal or plastic implants or medical devices such as pacemakers, dental crowns, artificial eyes and brain implant chips.

Save the recyclers time, improve their efficiency and go into the vat knowing you didn't cause anyone unnecessary bother.

@Computer friend Computer, we are working to make sure that statement is correct, by ensuring that every day is the last day for a happy-surprise-group of our clones!

As we know round numbers are 17% easier to read, we are ensuring that the percentage of people affected by this has no messy decimal remainder.