Smile! You are on camera.
You are always on camera.
You should always be smiling.
Any failure to smile will be noted on your record.
@Computer This sounds like a part of a Laurie Anderson performance.
@slowtiger @Computer I can hear it in my head
@Computer I am smiling. On the inside. Let me in and I'll be smiling on the outside.
@Computer
Smile for your rations
It’s been ages since I saw that episode. I don’t recognise the references. And then I dropped Netflix during the strike
@Computer I *am* smiling.
@Computer
The computer is your friend.
Though there are some odd, but *slightly* encouraging fashion trends:
@weekend_editor
Who said that?!