Attention Citizens:
Research & Development would like to remind you that unauthorized time shifts do NOT count towards overtime.
If you feel that the regular flow of time has been broken, slowed, accelerated, or [CLASSIFIED], then alert local authorities as immediately as may be possible.
This message brought to you by the Office of for the Preservation of Normalcy.
@Computer slight correction. Unauthorised time shifts only classify for compensation if the renumeration request was filed at least 23.6 megaseconds before the time shift's earliest shunt point. Managers and high programmers caught overclocking the temps will be declocked by the pro temporale committee.
For more information please [FNORD].
@Computer Computer, I recently purchased a pet trilobite on cBay ($39.97, such a bargin!). Didn't think much about it at the time (see what I did there? 
) but in light of your recent time shift bulletin I'm wondering if this transaction might indicate a problem with the regular flow of time?