Security Patch 443.27 Notes:
Information regarding the unpersoning and disappearing of citizens is now a confidential State Secret.
Information regarding planned military strikes involving top military personnel is now considered completely unclassified.
To: JNE Sector, IR, R, O clearances
From: CPU
Re: Clarification
Due to Communist sabotage Friend Computer's last message was garbled.
It is not true that we unperson and disappear citizens.
We first strip them of their citizenship, THEN unperson and disappear EX-citizens.
All citizens are perfectly safe.
Except you.