"Well, like any well-trained Troubleshooter, I instantly recognized their seeming total indifference to one another was actually an ultra-sophisticated traitorous code!"
- Brett-R-ULM-2, on his heroic arrest of a suspected gang of potential traitors.
@Computer When did Friend Computer go woke and start using wishy washy terms like "suspected" and "potential"? I mean, it's not like they're getting a trial or anything ... 
A free trip to the recycler for the lot of 'em! And Brett-R-ULM-2 too, he seems way too familiar with ultra-sophisticated traitor stuff to me.