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If I ever get a tattoo, "I live for this shit because I'm a huge nerd" will form the word-wreath border around the central image.

Probably in Tengwar script.

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I wish we had comparative polling on Hitler's popularity at this point into his fascist regime.
"The Jews are not loyal to the state." — Adolf Hitler

"Any Jew that votes Democrat is disloyal." — Donald Trump

Every single part of this is me. Right down to the full-body bear onesie.

Spent the afternoon playing Hogwarts with the kids. - Elici (year5 Hufflepuff), Emma (year1 Gryffindor), and Will (year3 Ravenclaw), are 'siblings' fostered by the same magic-friendly muggle family.

Healthy eating tip:

Here’s a list of companies supporting Trump’s re-election: 
- Bang
- inn n out 
- chick fil a
- Taco Bell
- McDonald’s 
- Wendy’s 
- Pizza Hut
- Olive Garden 
- Waffle House 
- Carl’s Jr.

After over a month not being able to get the girls together, I am *more* than ready for tomorrow night's Masks game. (Also, Kaylee's birthday!)

What's on my desk right now.

Family pix. Drink glass. Mio water flavoring. Laptop. Cellphone (facedown). Earbuds. Oversized 20-sided die. "50 lb" hand exerciser thing. Sunglasses & car keys.

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Just normal thoughts about other people repeatedly cycling through my normal brain

if you’re surprised jeffrey epstein killed himself imagine how surprised *he* was

Life improves slowly and goes wrong fast, and only catastrophe is clearly visible.

Edward Teller

U.S.: wow we did several studies and it turns out violent people really shouldn't get guns.

Rest of the world: (muttering) ... goes for countries, too.

U.S.: What?

World: What?

FBI and CDC studies agree: it comes down to who has guns, not WHICH guns, when looking at gun related deaths.

• Short version: people who shouldn’t have guns are getting guns.
• Both studies show the most effective laws are those that require checking for a history of violence and prohibiting sales to people recognized as violent.

Literally cannot tell the difference between Lifehacker and Reductress headlines.

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