"I do not want a mastodon" in which you are given a mastodon you do not want by well meaning people who do not understand that you do not want a mastodon.
A game by Oliver Darkshire who can be found on the bird app.
@Ed_Fortune I laughed out loud several times while reading this
@Ed_Fortune okay that's actually a good representation of how I feel on this site. Confusion is at 7
@Ed_Fortune I mean … this is great, and I desperately want @deathbybadger@twtter.com to come over here, tout suite…
@Ed_Fortune some how the phrase "I do not want a mastodon" makes me think there's a Dr Seuss style poem that should use it. I may have to have a think about that.
@journeymouse @Ed_Fortune I thought similarly when I first saw that; it reminded me of "if you give a mouse a cookie"
@Ed_Fortune This is the best thing ever.