The thing no writers want you to know is that *anyone* can write. All you have to do is put letters next to each other. Letters, and punctuation. And spaces - you definitely want spaces too.
But that's all it is. Letters, punctuation, spaces. Piece of piss.
@Wulfboyraff
They say that a million monkeys typing at random will eventually produce all the great works of fiction. Personally I think they're much more likely to fling some poop at the page. Then we'd need a Poopbot to prove an AI can hurl it with the best of them. Oh, wait, right.