@drevrpg new meaning to dueling banjos
@drevrpg When the bard take a level in barbarian.
“We need money & your latest song can’t possibly lose in this town’s ‘Battle of the Bards’ or whatever,” the party’s rogue told their own bard, “so I signed you up. Enjoy your tea.”
… later …
“You have offended my family, my school, & my master: the great horse-oni El Kabong!” cried the evening’s 1st competitor as he leapt high & swung his instrument like a club, “Prepare to fall by my signature move!”
“Get up quietly,” whispered the bard, “we’re leaving…”
@drevrpg well first I'd set the mood music to dueling banjos...
@drevrpg Get the group all excited about this town where they have a duelling banjos contest. They'll think it's like in Deliverance, and then I'll spring it on them: you have to actually duel with banjos.