"Why am I spending so much time on soc-media these days?!? I don't think I used to be this bad!"
You weren't you *idiot* - you checked like 5 ppl on Twitter and 3 subreddits, max. Then SocialMediaMeltdown happened and you got onto Mastodon, mostly as a protest against enshittification.
And the gorram engagement **got me**. Damn you, you Interesting People! /me shakes fist