i settle down for the fifth evening running in order to watch yet another documentary about caves. everyone who lives with me slowly moves their food out of the living room as david attenborough continues to talk about quivering stalactites of sulfuric-acid-drinking mucusoid bacteria

me in the middle of class after thinking abt euclid for too long: ok no listen but what IS a line

'why do you call your dad an acquaitance' because i'm gay

for the First time in our long acquaitance he has said something correct

every time i call batpuss little baby my dad goes 'no! shes an adult cat! stop patronising her!' but i just heard him in the other room (trying to give her a bath after she gave herself a bath in a muddy puddle) saying 'oh . . . maybe you are baby, little catpuss . . . maybe you are the babiest . . .'

Good morning :tootplanet: and tootfriends!

Today I wish you a burst of energy ✨

Good morning world 💕let's be kind and make life more gentle today

the unparalleled joy of some motherFUCKING Cold Water

the fever has broken; there is a rainstorm over london and, like a phoenix restored from the ashes at the first drop of cold rain, i return to life

aw rightie its night time im going to bed see u alll in the morning when i am Refrosht

wild, dark times are rumbling toward us, and the prophet who wishes to write a new apocalypse will have to invent entirely new beasts, and beasts so terrible that the ancient animal symbols of St. John will seem like cooing doves and cupids in comparison

hmm they say living in a well is the best revenge but it's dark and wet down here and i don't see how i'm owning anyone

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