Craft store woman: what sort of collages are you making?
Me: I don’t really know how to answer that. What sort of collages are there?
CSW: oh, well, there are family collages, graduation collages, friend collages, momento collages, art collages…
Me: (turns to camera) methinks I should be taking notes!
Me: what are moody collages?
Her: you know, like Picasso’s Blue Boy period.