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The kickstarter for my Rooted in Trophy game, Climbing the Witch's Tower, is now live. Check it out for fairytale horror, some fun collaborations, and potentially me making a full tarot deck.

kickstarter.com/projects/maena

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Except this was written by an anarchist, not a rich ass Tory

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i had to bother three more experienced ppl to figure out what i needed to do but i fixed a Thing in the Code today so you can all call me the shit king of fuck mountain

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It was only platonic queer intimacy, how did it end up like this?

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i wish there were more lizards here

also jews

optimally, jewish lizards

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the numbers after a bible passage are actually its boosts and faves

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i literally dont remember where it comes from but i think about "rise and grind, let's get that griddled einkorn flatbread" on a daily fucking basis

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in a forgotten corner or the beis medrash i slumber. a bohur disturbs my rest looking for the spare set of the minhas hinukh. he yelps in surprise as i stir and stretch ny mighty limbs, “oy! is it a lizard or a mentsh?” with a rough, raspy voice i answer:

i’m a lizardmentsh!

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I want to share more poems i've written, even tho they're not poems I wrote in #Poemvember. If this gets three boosts, I'll share them

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Yes, I robbed the goodly folks who were a-riding through the wood in a carriage, but my merry band of fellows are going to take those funds to purchase arrows from the fletcher, and decorative codpieces from the codsmith, etc. etc. and so as job-creators we should, in fact, be praised and subjects of fawning portraits, in prose and in oils.

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the other most Colorado thing about me is that I drive a Subaru, but that's also because I'm a lesbian

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i will legit record myself singing Nickleback if this toot gets 100 boosts

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Back on masto to briefly say: the new fire emblem is gay and I love it.

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vim users are the cassandras of the computing world: correct, but never believed.

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gonna take my horse to the Musée d'Orsay, gonna look at impressionist paintings till we've spent the whole day

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