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the numbers after a bible passage are actually its boosts and faves

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i literally dont remember where it comes from but i think about "rise and grind, let's get that griddled einkorn flatbread" on a daily fucking basis

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in a forgotten corner or the beis medrash i slumber. a bohur disturbs my rest looking for the spare set of the minhas hinukh. he yelps in surprise as i stir and stretch ny mighty limbs, “oy! is it a lizard or a mentsh?” with a rough, raspy voice i answer:

i’m a lizardmentsh!

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I want to share more poems i've written, even tho they're not poems I wrote in #Poemvember. If this gets three boosts, I'll share them

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Yes, I robbed the goodly folks who were a-riding through the wood in a carriage, but my merry band of fellows are going to take those funds to purchase arrows from the fletcher, and decorative codpieces from the codsmith, etc. etc. and so as job-creators we should, in fact, be praised and subjects of fawning portraits, in prose and in oils.

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the other most Colorado thing about me is that I drive a Subaru, but that's also because I'm a lesbian

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i will legit record myself singing Nickleback if this toot gets 100 boosts

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I'm bad at parsing lyrics and so I was convinced it was "hotel room" and not "old town road" and tbh it really changes the meaning of the song

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Back on masto to briefly say: the new fire emblem is gay and I love it.

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vim users are the cassandras of the computing world: correct, but never believed.

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gonna take my horse to the Musée d'Orsay, gonna look at impressionist paintings till we've spent the whole day

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Fun fact! Taylor Swift performed "You Need to Calm Down" for the first time at the Amazon Prime Day Concert 2019, which is horiffic and perfectly illustrative of everything wrong with the song and celebrity culture.

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@lizardmentsh just stated that one of their top five movies is Jupiter Ascending, and I want to make sure that isn't lost to the aether.

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