Pro-tip: If you want to read something later either:
1) Print it to a PDF and drop that into a read_review folder
2) Add the link into your next actions list
3) Make a bookmark
in order of usefulness / ease of use.
Honestly, if I came up behind you and closed your browser you shouldn't want to kill me for closing your tabs. Give yourself the mental break from seeing all of that crap in your face at all times.