I HAVE LIGHT 
That was weird.
WAIT was my house playing #AprilFools?
Probably something still needs fixing. More investigation tomorrow.
Anyone else go through the "I Am Incompetent and Cannot Conduct a Life" thing every time something at home breaks down?
Pranked my office coworkers with this little gem this morning! First in-person April 1st in 4-5 years
$175 on a wheelbarrow
$230 on 1 cubic yard of top soil
I'm a graphic designer.
What the hell was I thinking buying a home?
I love telling jokes and being able to use my humor to break down barriers.
But sometimes, I wish people would take me seriously.
Like some people assume everything that comes out of my mouth is a joke. They start smiling and laughing before I even say anything. So weird.
I'm not just an incredibly handsome man with funny jokes. I'm quite intelligent too ya know? :)
Went to a family birthday yesterday. It's funny how much dysfunction exists between generations. Elder generation still believes in 'respect' and traditions. Easily offended. Younger generations have so much apathy, unmotivated and are oblivious to social cues.
So glad things like this only happen once or twice a year.
"light drizzle" is what happens when I cough or sneeze now
and I did not expect it to take all day (more or less) to do my taxes.
So I suppose if I did the math on how much my time is "worth", one could argue I'd be better off using an online service. But I hate that they lock your data up and make it hard for you to get to your own information. Ugh.
On the plus side, having spent most of the day doing my taxes, I feel like I can WHATEVER the f*ck I want to do for the rest of the day.
I just got a conversational opportunity to quote Tom Waits’ line from “Step Right Up,” (in gravelly voice) “The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away,” thinking as I said it that I would feel smug at the reference.
But given what we were talking about, I didn’t feel so good about its application to reality. 
#adulting
Just dropped $200 on a dump cart / wheelbarrow.
Do you know how many action figures that is? Sheesh...
Homeownership... what were we thinking?!?
Bruh... this morning was -6c (21F) with frost on my windshield and bone chilling gusts of wind.
This afternoon it's expected to be +11c (58F)
What do parents put their kids in when they leave for school in the morning?
I'm a professional graphic designer with 20yrs experience and I've now started using Canva.
Sorry.
Things definitely come in threes.. (I hope! No more please.)
Blocked drain last weekend.
Dish washer erroring a few nights ago due to water in the casing.
Then last night - the electric hob stopped working.
my butt really hurts today for some reason.
I've been getting all these weird random body and face pains lately and I don't know why.
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My 80y/o father-in-law is staying with us for a couple of days. Having him over is like having a 2nd kid under 10 in the house.
Between him and my 7y/o daughter, it's like a circus trying to keep them out of trouble. They are both so curious and yet both lack the appropriate physical / motor skills 
A group of coworkers decided to sit next to me and chat while we all ate lunch.
What kind of unusual office punishment is this?
I put my headphones on but they still kept talking to meeeee LOL
Tried to buy more action figures online. But the website wouldn't let me check out.
Tried 3 different web browsers - nothing.
My wife must be messing with the office WiFi... *shakes fist*
Bah! #adulting
1. Still attempting to discover whether I’m expected at the hospital tomorrow.
2. Fannying about with utility companies that can’t simply change a name on an existing account.
3. Needing to calm the eff back down before my safety valve blows.
