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🆘Bill Cole 🇺🇦<p>One problem with taking meds that make my kidneys hyperactive is how it interacts with my ADHD. I've tried to start an extended task 3 times today, immediately realized that I should empty my bladder first, went away to do that, and returned with other things distracting me. <br>And now it's time to be Dad. <a href="https://toad.social/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a></p>
João Santos<p>I just ruined a very time consuming <a href="https://social.jsantos.eu/tags/SQL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SQL</span></a> transaction because I mistyped `COMMIT`. How's your Thursday going?</p><p><a href="https://social.jsantos.eu/tags/Programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Programming</span></a> <a href="https://social.jsantos.eu/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a> <a href="https://social.jsantos.eu/tags/PostgreSQL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PostgreSQL</span></a></p>
Jack Zhang (📹🦝 Raccoon)<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/actuallyautistic" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>actuallyautistic</span></a></span> MY LANDLORD PURPOSELY STOPPED HEATING MY FOOD IN THE MICROWAVE BY OPENING THE FUCKING DOOR BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT THE TIME WAS TOO LONG, WHEN THIS IS NORMAL FOR THE REHEAT FUNCTION TO TAKE LONGER THAN PUNCHING IN NUMBERS, ALL THE WHILE IGNORING MY SENSORY NEEDS AND BLASTING WORSHIP MUSIC ON HER PHONE AT FULL VOLUME... WITH ADS. <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/aspie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>aspie</span></a> <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/aspielife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>aspielife</span></a> <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
🆘Bill Cole 🇺🇦<p>A decade of tangled tech debt came due today for me. In my defense, much of it was locked in during my hiatus from this job, when these bits of infrastructure were being stood up by very junior administrators with lax supervision. Not really their fault, I was not there to ask the right questions when they needed them. </p><p>But basically I need to rebuild/update/rethink a production environment with dozens of hosts and hundreds of customer VMs. No one else is going to. </p><p><a href="https://toad.social/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a> <a href="https://toad.social/tags/Sysadminnery" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Sysadminnery</span></a></p>
Paulio<p>Just my luck. I walked out of the store and bus was just leaving. So looks like I will have to wait for next bus <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a></p>
MizFidd<p>The IT person who mismanages our systems remotely (meaning another time zone) somehow erased the student WiFi in our building. This is the next to last day of mandatory state testing, and I have students here who cannot do anything but wait.</p><p>I would say <a href="https://beige.party/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a>, but it's honestly NMFP!</p>
🆘Bill Cole 🇺🇦<p>Oh look, it's 3:17 pm and I haven't had a good breakpoint yet today to switch to my good computer with the non-backwrecking chair. <br><a href="https://toad.social/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a></p>
Ruben<p>Home DIY has never been my forte, neither has hiring tradies. </p><p>Our dilapidated front door needs replacing. The tradie gaslit me and failed to show twice. So, I did the job myself. Today I took the fitted door off to paint it. The wind caught it and in a moment, blew it to the ground. Unbelievably - it snapped in two. A quality <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Bunnings" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Bunnings</span></a> product.</p><p>Of course, when I went to pick it up - I pulled a back muscle. Now on the couch with painkillers ordering another fucking door.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/HomeDIY" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HomeDIY</span></a></p>
Jack Zhang (📹🦝 Raccoon)<p>Everything bad has come to fruition.</p><p>Tariffs directly impacted my last local friend so he's no longer talking to anyone. He is no longer giving me an SSD that was held as collateral as a result.</p><p>My lemon phone is confirmed to have broken NFC, sensor dust, and a deauthenticated screen. I'm done. I told the shop as soon as a 1TB 13 Pro Max shows up (or 512GB) to let me know. I wasted $7 on blank NFC cards that don't work. He wasted time adding cards to Apple Pay only to find out it doesn't work. He has no business coming in so he may have to stop operating if he can't pay the bills.</p><p>All that on top of tasteless food at home and a roommate that wishes I was dead. FML. I really am better off dead. I'm the most vulnerable I've ever been and I'm ready to snap. <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/actuallyautistic" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>actuallyautistic</span></a></span> <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/aspie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>aspie</span></a> <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/aspielife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>aspielife</span></a> <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a></p>
Jonathan Kamens<p>This morning the phone app on my <a href="https://federate.social/tags/Android" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Android</span></a> <a href="https://federate.social/tags/Pixel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Pixel</span></a> asked if I wanted to turn on scam detection. I was in the middle of dealing with a billion things, so I didn't read carefully enough and said yes. It brought me to the settings screen, which says, "Download the Android AI Core model to use this feature" and immediately started the download.<br>Wait, this is AI crap? No thank you.<br>But there's no way to stop the download and no way to turn off the feature until the download is finished.<br><a href="https://federate.social/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
Jack Zhang (📹🦝 Raccoon)<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/actuallyautistic" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>actuallyautistic</span></a></span> The waiter dropped the pizza I ordered... FUCKING HELL. <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a> <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/aspie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>aspie</span></a> <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/aspielife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>aspielife</span></a></p>
Bart Champagne ON6BC :debian:<p>Me: I'll work from home tomorrow so I don't need to get up at 7AM and can get get an extra hour of sleep.<br>Also me: *lies wide awake at 5AM*<br><a href="https://mastodon-belgium.be/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a></p>
cyYeah, even if it's too late for me to undo my social conditioning, I'll at least be able to raise my kids without it.<br><br>Oh wait. <a href="https://fedicy.us.to?t=fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fml</a><br>
Dave Goldstein<p>Cursing loudly in front of my children? Must be baseball season. <a href="https://shakedown.social/tags/Mets" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mets</span></a> <a href="https://shakedown.social/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a></p>
Ralf Lenz, BOFH Emeritus 🏴‍☠️<p>*sigh* apparently someone turned off my house internet while we're at the hospital with the baby. </p><p>Drove 30 miles to get clean clothes and push the damn on/off switch.</p><p>Ran over nail, got flat tire. </p><p><a href="https://fedi.jrlenz.net/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a></p>
Jack Zhang (📹🦝 Raccoon)<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/actuallyautistic" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>actuallyautistic</span></a></span> Unfortunately I just realized my PayPal uses 2FA which needs my cell service, which is in the phone currently being repaired. FML. <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/aspie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>aspie</span></a> <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/aspielife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>aspielife</span></a> <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
Ross<p>When you wake up quietly at 330am and sneak down the stairs to not wake your partner only to realize that your dog is coming downstairs as loudly as possible. <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/badboyfriend" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>badboyfriend</span></a></p>
Absinthe<p>Ah ha ha. :(</p><p>Started watching a 1991 movie, and this was one of the opening scenes.</p><p><a href="https://mammut.sch.moe/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a> <a href="https://mammut.sch.moe/tags/t2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>t2</span></a></p>
Ben Todd<p>The past few days strongly indicate that it is hairball season in the UK 😞😸</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/catsOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>catsOfMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/catstodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>catstodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/cats" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cats</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/petsOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>petsOfMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/pets" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pets</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/kittyRoland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>kittyRoland</span></a></p>
Myke<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@rule2" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>rule2</span></a></span> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a>:</p><p>/SP -&gt; set /SP/SystemInfo/CtrlInfo PowerCtrl=on<br>The System will be Powered On.<br>Do you wish to Continue..?(y/n)y<br>set: IPMI request failure</p>