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DAILY TROOT<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_GwlQKycZw" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_GwlQKycZw</a> oh boy that <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/jupiter?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jupiter</a> " <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/florida?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#florida</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/floridaman?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#floridaman</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/maga?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#maga</a> - <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/mentalhealth?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mentalhealth</a> in toilet aka <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/reality?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#reality</a> check please ~ wow great job conservatives.. ffs <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/failure?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#failure</a> ' built in .. ? <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/palmbeach?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#palmbeach</a> breach'
Ike<p>Heard through a friend: </p><p>`Kid Rock is Michigan's own "FloridaMan"`</p><p><a href="https://pkm.social/tags/KidRock" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>KidRock</span></a> <a href="https://pkm.social/tags/Michigan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Michigan</span></a> <a href="https://pkm.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a></p>
A. Rivera<p>Today's <a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> story. </p><p>&gt; ‘I don’t f—ing care’: Florida man allegedly ‘became upset’ about music during karaoke night and pointed his gun at another bar patron <a href="https://lawandcrime.com/crime/i-dont-f-ing-care-florida-man-allegedly-became-upset-about-music-during-karaoke-night-and-pointed-his-gun-at-another-bar-patron/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">lawandcrime.com/crime/i-dont-f</span><span class="invisible">-ing-care-florida-man-allegedly-became-upset-about-music-during-karaoke-night-and-pointed-his-gun-at-another-bar-patron/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/karaoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>karaoke</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crime</span></a></p>
OhSnap!Dragon<p>"Orlando police officer tracks down, returns lost stuffed animal to 6-year-old girl at airport"<br>A rare <a href="https://lounge.town/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> post that doesn't suck donkey balls.<br><a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/orlando-police-officer-tracks-down-returns-lost-stuffed-animal-to-6-year-old-girl-at-airport/ar-AA1BkY0K" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">msn.com/en-us/news/us/orlando-</span><span class="invisible">police-officer-tracks-down-returns-lost-stuffed-animal-to-6-year-old-girl-at-airport/ar-AA1BkY0K</span></a></p>
A. Rivera<p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> being Florida Man. The bacteria was so rare it took doctors 2 years to figure it out. 🐷 </p><p>&gt; Florida man eats feral pig meat, contracts rare biothreat bacteria <a href="https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/03/florida-man-eats-feral-pig-meat-contracts-rare-biothreat-bacteria/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">arstechnica.com/health/2025/03</span><span class="invisible">/florida-man-eats-feral-pig-meat-contracts-rare-biothreat-bacteria/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a></p>
A. Rivera<p>Note that <a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> does not waste his beer. </p><p>&gt; Florida man takes joyride in stolen ambulance, then finishes beer before taken into custody: Cops <a href="https://lawandcrime.com/crime/florida-man-takes-joyride-in-stolen-ambulance-then-finishes-beer-before-taken-into-custody-cops/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">lawandcrime.com/crime/florida-</span><span class="invisible">man-takes-joyride-in-stolen-ambulance-then-finishes-beer-before-taken-into-custody-cops/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crime</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a></p>
A. Rivera<p>This just feels very Florida. Only thing would've made it more Florida is if had been trying to avoid a gator. Please do NOT drink and drive.</p><p>&gt; Woman died after falling off golf cart driven by drunk driver who swerved to avoid parked car: Police <a href="https://lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-died-after-falling-off-golf-cart-driven-by-drunk-driver-who-swerved-to-avoid-parked-car-police/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-di</span><span class="invisible">ed-after-falling-off-golf-cart-driven-by-drunk-driver-who-swerved-to-avoid-parked-car-police/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a></p>
J.R Ewing<p>F2 <a href="https://c.im/tags/tornado" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tornado</span></a> slams Central Floria. <br>(115mph - 2 mile stretch. <a href="https://c.im/tags/Orlando" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Orlando</span></a> 09:40 CST.)<br>Enjoy your conservative haven. </p><p>Florida is MAGA.. good luck assholes! </p><p><a href="https://c.im/tags/tornadof2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tornadof2</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/floridaman" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>floridaman</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/CentralFlorida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CentralFlorida</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/flwx" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>flwx</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/floridaisashithole" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>floridaisashithole</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/maga" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>maga</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/FLpolitics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FLpolitics</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/balseros" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>balseros</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/MarALardo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MarALardo</span></a></p>
A. Rivera<p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/TipsFromMasterCriminals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TipsFromMasterCriminals</span></a>: If you plan an assassination, don't ask the cops to give you a ride. </p><p>&gt; ‘I’m about to launch f—ing missiles’: Florida man vowed to make it Trump’s ‘last day on earth,’ called 911 to ask for a ride to the assassination, cops say <a href="https://lawandcrime.com/crime/im-about-to-launch-f-ing-missiles-florida-man-vowed-to-make-it-trumps-last-day-on-earth-called-911-to-ask-for-a-ride-to-the-assassination-cops-say/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">lawandcrime.com/crime/im-about</span><span class="invisible">-to-launch-f-ing-missiles-florida-man-vowed-to-make-it-trumps-last-day-on-earth-called-911-to-ask-for-a-ride-to-the-assassination-cops-say/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crime</span></a></p>
OhSnap!Dragon<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mas.to/@patricks" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>patricks</span></a></span> <br>Penises can be super sad, too.<br>He looks like his is about to fall off from lack of use.<br><a href="https://lounge.town/tags/MarcoRubio" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MarcoRubio</span></a> <a href="https://lounge.town/tags/Rubio" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Rubio</span></a> <br><a href="https://lounge.town/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a></p>
Dave Rahardja<p>Someone *has* to have the video to this.</p><p><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/cars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cars</span></a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/tantrum" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tantrum</span></a></p><p>“Gainesville police arrest man who crashed car into BMW dealership after being denied a test drive”</p><p><a href="https://www.wcjb.com/2025/02/25/gainesville-police-arrest-man-who-slammed-car-into-bmw-dealership-after-being-denied-test-drive/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">wcjb.com/2025/02/25/gainesvill</span><span class="invisible">e-police-arrest-man-who-slammed-car-into-bmw-dealership-after-being-denied-test-drive/</span></a></p>
Jason ON<p><a href="https://masto.ai/tags/Floridaman" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floridaman</span></a> charged with attempted murder, accused of shooting tourists he thought were <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/Palestinian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Palestinian</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-man-charged-attempted-murder-212916273.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">yahoo.com/news/florida-man-cha</span><span class="invisible">rged-attempted-murder-212916273.html</span></a></p><p>Mordechai Brafman is expected to be arraigned on two felony counts of attempted murder Tuesday after he allegedly shot and injured two men he thought were “Palestinian,” according to <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/MiamiBeach" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MiamiBeach</span></a> police.</p><p>Anyone want to guess whether or not he's <a href="https://masto.ai/tags/MAGA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MAGA</span></a>?</p>
Dave Rahardja<p><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> fired 17 rounds into a random car without provocation because he thought the two occupants were Palestinians.</p><p>Turns out, the occupants were Israeli tourists.</p><p>Hate makes you stupid.</p><p><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/hateCrime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hateCrime</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/17/us/brafman-miami-shooting-palestinian/index.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">cnn.com/2025/02/17/us/brafman-</span><span class="invisible">miami-shooting-palestinian/index.html</span></a></p>
quangobaud<p><a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/floridaman" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>floridaman</span></a> sells out <a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ukraine</span></a> </p><p>(... <a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/floridamen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>floridamen</span></a> ... 🤔)</p>
A. Rivera<p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> exemplifying that wholesome, charitable, kind love that <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Christians" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Christians</span></a> in church are well known for. </p><p>&gt; ‘Slammed the car door into her’: Florida man allegedly beats woman over handicapped parking space at church <a href="https://lawandcrime.com/crime/slammed-the-car-door-into-her-florida-man-allegedly-beats-woman-over-handicapped-parking-space-at-church/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">lawandcrime.com/crime/slammed-</span><span class="invisible">the-car-door-into-her-florida-man-allegedly-beats-woman-over-handicapped-parking-space-at-church/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crime</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a></p>
A. Rivera<p>Today's <a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> story. Reminder why I never stare nor look too much at anyone out there. Just never know what level of Cray Cray is out there. </p><p>&gt; Man who confronted Walgreens customer for looking ‘too hard’ at his girlfriend shot dead in store: Police <a href="https://lawandcrime.com/crime/man-who-confronted-walgreens-customer-for-looking-too-hard-at-his-girlfriend-shot-dead-in-store-police/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">lawandcrime.com/crime/man-who-</span><span class="invisible">confronted-walgreens-customer-for-looking-too-hard-at-his-girlfriend-shot-dead-in-store-police/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crime</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a></p>
Eva Chanda<p><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/WeirdNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WeirdNews</span></a> <br><a href="https://gizmodo.com/a-florida-mans-meat-cheese-and-butter-diet-caused-his-hands-to-seep-out-cholesterol-2000554027?ref=thefuturist" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">gizmodo.com/a-florida-mans-mea</span><span class="invisible">t-cheese-and-butter-diet-caused-his-hands-to-seep-out-cholesterol-2000554027?ref=thefuturist</span></a></p>
A. Rivera<p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> keeping it classy at the buffet.</p><p>&gt; ‘The large, bald man struck the slimmer man on the head with a dinner plate’: Florida attorney allegedly attacks father of girl who cut in front of him in buffet line at meat station <a href="https://lawandcrime.com/crime/the-large-bald-man-struck-the-slimmer-man-on-the-head-with-a-dinner-plate-florida-attorney-allegedly-attacks-father-of-girl-who-cut-in-front-of-him-in-buffet-line-at-meat-station/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">lawandcrime.com/crime/the-larg</span><span class="invisible">e-bald-man-struck-the-slimmer-man-on-the-head-with-a-dinner-plate-florida-attorney-allegedly-attacks-father-of-girl-who-cut-in-front-of-him-in-buffet-line-at-meat-station/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a></p>
Prosselius<p>Florida man eats diet of butter, cheese, beef; cholesterol oozes from his body. </p><p><a href="https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/01/florida-man-eats-diet-of-butter-cheese-beef-cholesterol-oozes-from-his-body/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">arstechnica.com/health/2025/01</span><span class="invisible">/florida-man-eats-diet-of-butter-cheese-beef-cholesterol-oozes-from-his-body/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/diet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>diet</span></a></p>
GentleMan Gef<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@HipsterDM" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>HipsterDM</span></a></span> </p><p>Any <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> snow stories yet? Maybe an airboat on the street?</p><p>That would probably work well if you have enough room!</p>