semibad<p>This week in Honey Heist we:</p><p>- put together a crew for one last job (Grylls, Harry Bearenstein, and Baddington)<br>- mauled some weirdly bear-sized VIPs and stole their VIP passes (and clothes / wallets)<br>- cased the dance competition (grand prize: a briefcase full of rare Manuka honey)<br>- bought out a stall of honey as a distraction to steal the stallholder's van<br>- won a Vespa in a test-your-strength competition<br>- set fire to a bamboo maze with honey tequila<br>- executed the heist plan (climb a crane, smash the glass box containing the briefcase, jump a vespa off a ramp over the lake to catch it just in time)<br>- rolled improbable / perfect failures (caught the briefcase, missed the bear, and got double-crossed without noticing)<br>- realised the briefcase was a decoy<br>- navigated a maze (bear-style, by ignoring the burning hedges and smashing straight to the middle)<br>- drove a vespa and a bear into our nemesis<br>- escaped in a fire engine with allll the honey</p><p>Next week in D&D: flashbacks??</p><p><a href="https://im-in.space/tags/ttrpg" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ttrpg</span></a> <a href="https://im-in.space/tags/HoneyHeist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HoneyHeist</span></a> <a href="https://im-in.space/tags/flashbacks" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>flashbacks</span></a></p>