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**Wren** @redwrensailing@blorbo.social · 6h

“Do you think that maybe there’s some force larger than us that has responsibilities that make them miserable and directing our lives brings them some spark of joy?”

“Babe, we’re laying in a giant sunflower and neither of us know how we got here. I have other concerns.”

Lego Ed and Lego Stede laying in a sunflower surrounded by purple, green, and yellow flowers

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD

**Laura** @lowrah@blorbo.social · 6h *

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Laura @lowrah@blorbo.social

New Gentlebeard AU just dropped!

Stede works at a zoo/animal rescue/rehab center/? and is desperately trying to help this tortoise poop. So naturally, he writes a Reddit post about it.
Ed is, of course, in the sex toy industry and simply *needs* to make/procure a suitable vibrator (or plug?) for this fascinating guy!

https://buttplug.zone/@buttplugio/114413414801219901

#OFMD #Gentlebeard (@ofmshitposting ? )

Reddit post on r/sextoys: PG-13 Sex Toy Request

Hi everyone,

This is a bit of an unorthodox request. My apologies if this type of request isn't permitted here but looks like it checks out by the rules and also I dunno where else to turn. I'm a dude and none of my previous partners introduced me to their vibrators so I know very little about this topic.

I work with wildlife and we currently have a tortoise suffering from gastrointestinal impaction. Basically his gut is clogged up and he can't poop. We've tried everything that might help loosen it up/knock it around and get him unstuck. Lots of fluids, sitting him on top of the running dryer, driving him around in the golf cart on the gravel driveway. Nothing has worked. During my research, I found a paper published in a veterinary journal:

https://jhms.kglmeridian.com/view/journals/hpms/21/4/article-p93.xml

Basically a practice in the UK had success with relieving GI impaction in tortoises by strapping vibrators to their plastrons (the "belly" of the shell) and uh letting them do their thing. However, I couldn't find any information beyond the manufacturer for what they used. So here I am. Asking y'all to help me find a vibrator so I can ask my hospital manager to order one.

Mastodonbuttplug.io 🍑🔌 (@buttplugio@buttplug.zone)Attached: 2 images Could not have possibly predicted where this post goes https://www.reddit.com/r/SexToys/s/olrCho1bSg

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**OFMD Recaps** @OFMDRecaps@blorbo.social · 2d

OFMD Recaps @OFMDRecaps@blorbo.social

Fan Spotlight: Our Flag Means Fanfiction

New Episode of Our Flag Means Fanfiction! This time around is our favorite badass one handed boss, Jackie! Check it out on Spotify or your favorite podcast platform!

(Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/DIbflqqpYJR)

(12/13) @ofmd

Title card for the Spanish Jackie Episode of the Our Flag Means Fanfiction podcast. It features a black & white photo of Leslie Jones as Jackie, on a background image of a large orange slice with pink lines radiating from its center like rays of light. The podcast & episode title are written at the bottom, next to an orange circle with the text “What she teaches us about healthy relationships”'.

#OurFlagMeansFanfiction #OFMDFanfic #SpanishJackie

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**OFMD Recaps** @OFMDRecaps@blorbo.social · 2d *

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OFMD Recaps @OFMDRecaps@blorbo.social

The New Uni-Con

Some news for The New Uni-Con! Amy was kind enough to set up a Pay-It-Forward option for the convention coming up in the UK!

How it works:

“If you would like to attend TNUC either as Weekend (1 Auto), Day or Virtual Ticket but are being restricted by the price, you can sign up for a Pay It Forward Ticket. Funded by kind and generous members of the fandom, you'll receive gift vouchers for up to 50% of the value of your chosen ticket. Gift Vouchers will be assigned on a first come, first served basis. Once your ticket has been funded and you have been notified, you'll have 7 days to confirm you still want the ticket, or we will release your funding to the next person on the list.

“If you want to donate - you can purchase Gift Vouchers from the Siren Events Ticket Tailor Store (I've made available in £10, £20 and £50 denominations - if you want others, let me know). Enter the Gift Voucher Redemption Codes into the Pay It Forward Donations sign up form. If for any reason your Gift Voucher(s) are not used, we'll be in contact so you can either redeem them for extras / event merch, or roll them over to the next event.”

Recipients sign up here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdZ_H8RHy-r19UC56uzx5sFJ9ksLMlS2PkjstIXUql-6_0cow/viewform
Donors sign up here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdiD8jcrMMGY32dqJ4u_boFpVrQWY_9QPEDYD9iGphD9bfgBg/viewform
Buy Gift Vouchers here (click on box in top right corner): https://www.tickettailor.com/events/sirenevents

In addition! There's some news on Autographs for the convention! The con will be offering the chance to order one of the photos from the event photo studio (which is the only place they'll be available), or people can send in something (as long as it fits in a poster tube or A4 envelope) to have signed and then returned to them (for those who have specific art or prints they want signed)!

https://www.siren-events.co.uk/send-in-service

(Source: Amy / Siren Events Discord)

(11/13) @ofmd

Google DocsThe New Uni-Con Pay it Forward Ticket Sign-UpUse this form to sign up to the waiting list for a Pay it Forward Ticket, which will give you up to a 50% discount on your ticket, as paid for with donations from other fans.

#TheNewUniCon #TNUC #SirenEvents

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**OFMD Recaps** @OFMDRecaps@blorbo.social · 2d

OFMD Recaps @OFMDRecaps@blorbo.social

David Jenkins

David is settling into the dad life well! He's already out hustling rubes with the little one!

He also recently procured some teeny boys from the wonderful @rebelsophie !

Sources:
1: https://www.instagram.com/dvidjenkins/p/DIaBKHWst1E
2: https://www.instagram.com/p/DIkLnvWMghf

(2/13)

Selfie of David Jenkins standing in front of an intersection with his baby daughter strapped to his chest in a baby carrier. David is looking sideways at the camera with a slight smile. The baby is also smiling as she looks up at him.

The caption of David's Instagram post, and 2 of the comments below. It reads, “Right before we hustled a bunch of rubes at pool (3 dollar signs, Eyeballs emoji, 8-Ball emoji).” Samba Schutte commented 4 heart-eyes emojis. Madeleine Sami commented, “OMG (with 4 g's), a red heart emoji and a heart-eyes emoji).

Another Instagram post from David, with a photo of two tiny hand-painted figurines of Stede and Blackbeard from OFMD held in the palm of his hands. Tiny Stede is wearing a light blue suit and tiny Blackbeard is wearing his black leathers. The caption reads, “Just a couple lil guys in love (Purple Heart emoji).”

#DavidJenkins #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD

**OFMD Recaps** @OFMDRecaps@blorbo.social · 2d *

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OFMD Recaps @OFMDRecaps@blorbo.social

Daily OFMD Recap: April 14 – 17, 2025

TLDR / Jump to section:

Cast & Crew Sightings:

The New Uni-Con Updates: https://blorbo.social/@OFMDRecaps/114411138394626707

Fan Spotlight – Our Flag Means Fanfiction: https://blorbo.social/@OFMDRecaps/114411146608588268

Love Notes: https://blorbo.social/@OFMDRecaps/114411149092373976

(1/13) @ofmd

Blorbo.SocialOFMD Recaps (@OFMDRecaps@blorbo.social)Attached: 3 images 🏴‍☠️ David Jenkins David is settling into the dad life well! He's already out hustling rubes with the little one! He also recently procured some teeny boys from the wonderful @rebelsophie@gaypirates.club ! Sources: 1: https://www.instagram.com/dvidjenkins/p/DIaBKHWst1E 2: https://www.instagram.com/p/DIkLnvWMghf (2/13) #DavidJenkins #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD

#OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #OFMDRecaps

**Wren** @redwrensailing@blorbo.social · 3d

Wren @redwrensailing@blorbo.social

Zheng isn’t entirely sure what to do with the fact that she now has three breaks in her day…

Lego Zheng leaning over Lego Olu, who is reclining on the deck of the Revenge. Lego Jim is laying with their head in Lego Olu’s lap. Lego Archie is sitting at Jim’s feet, looking towards the rest of the polycule.

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath

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**Hamykia** @hamykia@blorbo.social · 3d

Hamykia @hamykia@blorbo.social

I got these at one of the previous craft fairs and never shared.
So here you go! A couple of bookmarks by manualidadeslyc.
She accepts commissions on bluesky!

#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMDMerch
@ofmd @ofmdfanart