> Florida AG James Uthmeier offers to deport your ex if they’re an illegal migrant: ‘Happy to assist’ https://nypost.com/2025/07/22/us-news/florida-ag-offers-to-deport-your-ex-if-theyre-illegal-migrant/
They really are doing anything to get those quotas filled.
And because Trump voters and the #GOP #PartyOfStupid need to make sure to REALLY #CullTheHerd:
FTA: "Children whose families receive SNAP benefits also qualify for free and reduced school lunch and summer EBT programs. But millions will lose this qualification under Trump’s new law, leaving kids hungry at school as well as at home. And children who are U.S. citizens but who have parents without a Social Security number will be prohibited from receiving food under this bill."
In #YouGetWhatYouVoteFor. Trump voters can thank themselves here.
> Red States Are About to Go Hungry Thanks to Trump https://ips-dc.org/red-states-are-about-to-go-hungry-thanks-to-trump/
FTA: "GOP lawmakers are taking food out of the mouths of kids — including their own constituents — to put toward tax cuts for billionaires. "
And speaking of things going even further into hell while I was gone a couple of days.
> Trump administration intervenes to help block law requiring priests to report child abuse revealed in confessions
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/washington-state-child-abuse-catholic-priests-b2791985.html
WTF? #GOP #PartyOfStupid #PendejoInChief #Catholic #Christian #crime #TacoTrump 
> Coca-Cola confirms a cane-sugar version of its trademark cola is coming to the US this fall https://chicago.suntimes.com/money/2025/07/22/coca-cola-cane-sugar-version-us-this-fall
Translation: Coke decides to "lamerle el culo a Trump." (Anyhow, they already make it with sugar outside of the US. I am sure ramping it up here would not be difficult for them).
#soda #CocaCola #SoftDrinks #PendejoInChief #PartyOfStupid #GOP #TacoTrump
#BarelySatire. Please, don't give him ideas.
> Boy Scouts of America to be renamed ‘Trump Youth’ https://newsthump.com/2025/07/21/boy-scouts-of-america-to-be-renamed-trump-youth/ via @newsthump
#BoyScouts #BSA #PendejoInChief #PartyOfStupid #TacoTrump #GOP
FTA: “'I lean pretty heavily right most of the time, but one of the things that I do lean to the left on is we’re a pretty wealthy country, we can help people out,' said St. Johns, Arizona, Mayor Spence Udall, whose town overwhelmingly supported Trump in 2024."
Translation: I am pretty much fuck y'all until I need to get mine, and then I stick my hand out and expect to get bailed out.
> Republicans’ food aid cuts will hit grocers in many towns that backed Trump
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/07/19/trump-snap-food-cuts-rural-grocers-megabill-00463048
It's called consequences. Next time, as Dems love to say, vote harder.
So they lied, what else is new? Again, thank Trump voters for this too.
> Amazon said it wouldn't raise prices because of tariffs. Then it hiked them on hundreds of products https://qz.com/amazon-tariffs-costs-imports-trump
And if you think it's just hospitals closing in those rural areas full of Trump voters.
> Funding cuts will hit rural areas hard. One station manager explains how https://www.npr.org/2025/07/18/nx-s1-5472460/funding-cuts-will-hit-rural-areas-hard-one-station-manager-explains-how
It's not like they need news or anything. They can always rely on Fox News.
Get ready to pay more for your coffee, and you can thank Trump voters for it.
At home, we've been stocking up on a bit more just in case.
> U.S. coffee drinkers and businesses will pay the price for Trump's Brazil tariffs https://www.npr.org/2025/07/21/nx-s1-5470131/us-coffee-prices-brazil-trump-tariffs
And if you wonder why this is a big deal, at least locally.
Kentucky could take the biggest hit as result of latest cuts to federal health care spending https://nkytribune.com/2025/07/kentucky-could-take-the-biggest-hit-as-result-of-latest-cuts-to-federal-health-care-spending/
> Vance a ‘shoo-in’ to win 2028 presidential election: oddsmakers https://nypost.com/2025/07/19/us-news/vance-shoe-in-to-win-2028-presidential-election-according-to-new-odds/
At 27% odds, I would not call that a "shoo-in" but I am not a gambler. Having said, I'd be tempted to throw some cards on this.
It looks like the goons are running out of space.
> Trump admin reportedly planning to use NJ military base to house migrant detainees — drawing Democrat ire https://nypost.com/2025/07/19/us-news/new-jersey-pols-lambast-trump-admin-plan-to-use-military-base-to-house-migrant-detainees/
For folks' consideration.
> Pluralistic: MAGA crackup (18 Jul 2025)
https://pluralistic.net/2025/07/18/winning-is-easy/#governing-is-harder by @pluralistic
FTA: "Trump has been racing over those alligator-backs for so long now, it can sometimes feel like he'll never miss a step. But he's one snap away from losing a leg, and after that, it'll be a bloodbath."
As Jigsaw would say, "oh yes, there will be blood."
Even at his best, #Trump had no business being the #POTUS. He's not nearly at his best. The current oversight assholes are too busy trying to drag #Biden officials over the coals for not acting regarding his "decline", but I wonder if they realize the precedents they're currently setting? They're going to get drug over the same ones.
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-media-ignores-cognitive-crisis/
> Americans believe Trump has done more harm than good https://www.salon.com/2025/07/17/americans-believe-trump-has-done-more-harm-than-good/
What? The #fuckery and damage of the first term did not clue you in, you dumb gringo fucks?
Anyhow, this is poll based, so caveats apply.
#ThisIsAmerica #GOP #PartyOfStupid #RepublicanLite #PendejoInChief #TacoTrump
This is going to get bad, but hey, #ThisIsAmerica and what they voted for.
> Thank Republicans For a 75-Percent Spike in Some Health Insurance Premiums Next Year https://www.splinter.com/thank-republicans-for-a-75-percent-spike-in-some-health-insurance-premiums-next-year
Well, shit. Those nice air fresheners the Better Half got me for the car are turning me gay. Wow!
Jeebus on a popsicle stick.
BTW, read the article, because damn, the #stupid is strong.
> Rightwing wellness influencer rails against car air fresheners: They’re “turning you gay!” https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/07/rightwing-wellness-influencer-rails-against-car-air-fresheners-theyre-turning-you-gay/
> A year after criminalizing street camping, KY has more homelessness as root causes go unaddressed https://kentuckylantern.com/2025/07/18/a-year-after-criminalizing-street-camping-ky-has-more-homelessness-as-root-causes-go-unaddressed/
FTA: "Why did we let this happen?"
Because a significant number of the #KentuckyProud are #GOP #PartyOfStupid wholesome #Christian #assholes bent on decreasing the surplus population.
Of which many of them happen to be a part of. Thus the #CosmicJoker laughs. Blessed be the Divine Humor.
