What term do I search for to find a company that does Window Frost Coverings?
Like I want a company to come in and apply vinyl film to our windows that provide privacy from outside foot traffic?
I've found Window companies that do entire windows already frosted. I've found Car tinting companies that apply tinted vinyl to car windows... I'm not finding what exactly I'm looking for.
MMMMMMONDAY
1 - Co-worker came hobbling in on crutches... maybe stay home?
2 - In last 24hrs, I got 16 emails from Indeed. 16... I want notifications on new jobs but 16? Bruh...
3 - The office heating was shut off over the weekend (it was hot Friday) so now we're sitting here at 66F (18C), it's usually set to 72F-73F and it's 32F (0c) outside right now.
I've run out of Boxes That Can Be Used For Something! 
Is this real life? What happens now? Will I...
*remembers that I have similar boxes strewn about in the basement*
Phew! Close call! But I'd better add to the stock for a while.
Irregular reminder to wash your water bottles and water filtration pitchers.
Ran out of deodorant half-way through. So for your benefit, please approach me only from my left side.
Thank you 
I HAVE LIGHT 
That was weird.
WAIT was my house playing #AprilFools?
Probably something still needs fixing. More investigation tomorrow.
Anyone else go through the "I Am Incompetent and Cannot Conduct a Life" thing every time something at home breaks down?
Pranked my office coworkers with this little gem this morning! First in-person April 1st in 4-5 years
$175 on a wheelbarrow
$230 on 1 cubic yard of top soil
I'm a graphic designer.
What the hell was I thinking buying a home?
I love telling jokes and being able to use my humor to break down barriers.
But sometimes, I wish people would take me seriously.
Like some people assume everything that comes out of my mouth is a joke. They start smiling and laughing before I even say anything. So weird.
I'm not just an incredibly handsome man with funny jokes. I'm quite intelligent too ya know? :)
Went to a family birthday yesterday. It's funny how much dysfunction exists between generations. Elder generation still believes in 'respect' and traditions. Easily offended. Younger generations have so much apathy, unmotivated and are oblivious to social cues.
So glad things like this only happen once or twice a year.
"light drizzle" is what happens when I cough or sneeze now
and I did not expect it to take all day (more or less) to do my taxes.
So I suppose if I did the math on how much my time is "worth", one could argue I'd be better off using an online service. But I hate that they lock your data up and make it hard for you to get to your own information. Ugh.
On the plus side, having spent most of the day doing my taxes, I feel like I can WHATEVER the f*ck I want to do for the rest of the day.
I just got a conversational opportunity to quote Tom Waits’ line from “Step Right Up,” (in gravelly voice) “The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away,” thinking as I said it that I would feel smug at the reference.
But given what we were talking about, I didn’t feel so good about its application to reality. 
#adulting
Just dropped $200 on a dump cart / wheelbarrow.
Do you know how many action figures that is? Sheesh...
Homeownership... what were we thinking?!?
Bruh... this morning was -6c (21F) with frost on my windshield and bone chilling gusts of wind.
This afternoon it's expected to be +11c (58F)
What do parents put their kids in when they leave for school in the morning?
I'm a professional graphic designer with 20yrs experience and I've now started using Canva.
Sorry.
Things definitely come in threes.. (I hope! No more please.)
Blocked drain last weekend.
Dish washer erroring a few nights ago due to water in the casing.
Then last night - the electric hob stopped working.
my butt really hurts today for some reason.
I've been getting all these weird random body and face pains lately and I don't know why.
