Long awaited here it comes...
CORTICAL SYSTEMATICS™ Productions presents a Non-Film Xperience:
*The Cyber "BLOB" Horror Picture ShoW*
Infamously directed by Alan Smithee
for THE CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS™ 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkE6KdNGwE
NoN-Cinema. No Sense. NO PLOT. Just "BLOBS" and "BOBS" into Hyperreality & Scifi Horror movies.
I've been a pope now for about 17 years. Maybe it's time I took fnord the job. #fedihired #discordia
Happy Mojo Day!
Been in the habit of using a daily Discordian Tarot draw as a lens for the day. Today's is:
Past: Bureaucracy (aneristic illusion)
Present: O of Booms (whoosh!)
Future: Discord (eristic illusion)
Seems ominous.
My dead simple little tarot reader: https://electrophage.com/discordian-tarot/index.html
This account: @wikihow is the most #dada #dadaism and #discordianism #discordia positive bot I follow. I think all true #discordian heretics should follow it.
My Chaotopia Newsletter email goes out a few times a year. Events, writings, #magic, #Discordia, #psychedelia. Sign up (free) here: https://chaotopia.us11.list-manage.com/subscribe?u=bad98b0a038112e56579f4fba&id=117224d42b
Olà les discordi@s ! Mardi on enregistre une FAQ Discordia avec François Cau, posez toutes vos questions ce week-end ! En réponse à ce post, en MP ou à l'adresse discordia.francois.cau@gmail.com
NeW Video: ART... ART! ART?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYlw-pnIeN8
Just as G. Costanza stated once: "ART..."
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*FAKE HyperPOP Patamemetics HiT.
Nu Xperiences on Cyberpunk PoveraVision Memewars
& Non-Concept Comedia di Merda
Time for a new #introductions
I am ostensibly human and can prove it cryptographically.
I like Art, all art, and most technologies. I hack mostly Perl, Bash, and Python but have spent the most of my time building websites with HTML, CSS, and JavaScript (ever since Flash/ActionScript died). I've been working with AI since long before LLMs were a thing, mostly for creative endeavors. I survived the flame wars and will no longer tolerate that kind of behavior. I am not a "Real Programmer" and neither is anyone else.
I play guitar, mandolin, some piano & drums, and I'm picking up ukulele a little. I crochet manageably and knit poorly. I can still do a fair number of my old magic tricks, but nobody really wants to see that kinda stuff anymore. I occasionally draw, collage, and paint as well as repair most household objects.
I have art and writing on my website(s), and if you can find them all hopefully you enjoy some of it, because I am not a "Content Creator" and I'm not interested in becoming an "Influencer," I just want to make stuff and experience life and share it with the world at my discretion.
I'm married with 2 kids, but usually I keep them out of my online interactions for their privacy.
Here's some hashtags I follow:
#art #history #retro #music #pocketmusic #gameboy #android #chiptunes #bots #ML #AI #guitar #mandolin #busking #streetphotography #streetart #stickerart #magic #webdesign #webdevelopment #uspolitics #dsa #zen #scifi #php #bash #python #javascript #node #automation #discordia #education
The Lemarchand Box works better on this way 
Many strange Lucky Hints for just one day.
ORDO AB CHAO.
The Final Times are HERE !!!
You can see it clearly every fucking day.
Signs EVERYWHERE !
Are you ready for the APOCALYPSO NOW?
Britney is ready.
Keep your psychoGuerrilla Sacred Books near you, they will be useful ...
Not just PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA
but also THE BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS,
or THE REVISED BOY SCOUT MANUAL by Dr. William Burroughs and many other holy texts.
#AIart + #collage
#Dystopia
#Discordia
#Cyberpunk
#Pataphysics
#Subgenius
#Bulldada
#ILLUMINATI
#ChaosMagick
OPERATION MINDFUCK Explained:
https://artistadimerda.bandcamp.com/track/operation-mindfuck-explained
EPIC Extended explanation
by Artista di Merda
#Electronicmusic
#Computermusic
#NewAge
#DarkAge
#Cyberpunk
#Illuminati
#Psychedelia
#Hypnagogicpop
#TheGame23
#Discordia
#Fnord
#AIMusic
Falls ich heute noch was spiele, wäre es das 10. Spiel, das dann nicht mehr ins 3x3 Raster passt. Also jetzt schon mal der Juli 
#Tapestry hat recht viel Raum eingenommen: zu viert auf dem Tisch, auf dem Tisch Solo und Solo auf #BGA… immer gut..
#Discordia und #LegacyOfYu haben ein ähnliches Spielgefühl: das Ankämpfen gegen immer neue Herausforderungen und anwachsende „Bedrohungen“.
#DaleOfMerchants war noch etwas zu viel für die 7-Jährige. Das hole ich später nochmal raus.
#discordianism #discordia
You can also read (on Wikipedia because I'm so done with their bullshit) about how I never even got the apple but later an even bigger asshole than my husband gave MY apple (my wedding gift) to the biggest cunt (cough #Aphrodite cough cough ) on Olympus before he murdered my only child #paris #trojanwar
But I'm not here to tell my story. This is about #Eris my true love. Stick around and I'll get around to telling you the rest.
#discordia The squirrely oracle taught me the Thetis doctrine. For years, discordions have erroneously believed the heresy of #malaclypse. But Thetis herself reached out of her watery abode with her divine finger to write the truth in a text in the sand. This is what (the squirrel says) she said:
Auf dem Tisch ist es bei #Discordia tatsächlich etwas einfacher, den Überblick zu behalten als in der App. Dafür fehlt das automatische Anwenden der Boni. Bestimmt habe ich dabei etwas übersehen… z.B. das Erhalten von Privilegien bei 4 bzw. 6 Stadtausbauten 
Am Ende der 4 Jahre waren 4 Pöppel über; also nur knapp die Vollbeschäftigung verfehlt. #brettspiele Hoffentlich kann ich das bald mal im Multiplayer-Modus probieren…
#Discordia fordert mich ganz schön… über 112 Punkte (in der iOS App) bin ich noch nicht gekommen… zuletzt war ich mal kurz davor, alle Leute zu beschäftigen… mir fehlt in der App auch manchmal die Übersicht. Das Umschalten zwischen den Ansichten ist nötig, damit man nicht aus Versehen etwas Sinnloses macht (entwickeln ohne Sterne im Vorrat o.ä.)… das Brettspiel liegt aber schon bereit… sobald das Insert fertig ist, kommt das mal in echt auf den Tisch… #brettspiele
And so it told to me the things I'm about to tell you. The words and thoughts of Eris Our Lady Of #Discordia, our Sister in Strife, our Mother in Mayhem, elder Crone of Confusion long may she dismay.
What follows here is the true and false testimony of her faithless follower, mome mysterious and profitless prophetess, Djecibel Aester, as accurately as could be conveyed by the absent minded mutterings of an inattentive tree rodent.
...Okay let me think. It was right on the tip of my tongue.
I have been staring into the abyss lately, and you know what they say: when you stare into the abyss, the abyss gets a little defensive and stares back, and then it's awkward so you both look away at the same time, but then you try to sneak a peak while it's not looking just at it does the same thing and then you both start giggling and you become friends for life, ride or die girl pals till oblivion! You know.
But anyways something is coming out of all this... #discordia
#discordia sacred minute. The minute just passed for me and my time zone, but I wanted to share how I have a long considered 11:23 a.m. as well 11:23pm (23h23) to be sacred. As a discordian, there should probably be five sacred minutes each day, so I wonder when the other three are. Any ideas?
