Trivial Einstein<p>I'm a pacifist, but this is sound advice. Still though, you're better off not punching at all. You'll damage the little bones in your hand and you'll probably hurt your wrist or shoulder if you're not trained. Consider chops, elbows, or knees to the groin. In the hypothetical situation where striking a Nazi will save a child's life (like, for instance, if they were actively threatening a child in some manner or by some belief system, say) you should consider whether striking them with a weapon is called for, but in many cases that will lead to a more serious charge if the state happens to be aligned in some way with the Nazi in question, strictly hypothetically. Funnily enough, it tends not to lead to more serious charges when Nazis use weapons to strike others, for some reason. Just an interesting historical tidbit there.</p><p>As a proud, card-carrying (cards available at <a href="https://intransitivelie.redbubble.com" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">intransitivelie.redbubble.com</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/ShamelessPlug" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ShamelessPlug</span></a> ) member of <a href="https://beige.party/tags/ClownBlok" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ClownBlok</span></a> I of course would advise feeding Nazis pie. They love pie. Feed it to them quickly so that no one else is tempted to steal their pie. If you can't get close enough to a Nazi to feed them pie, they get thirsty saying all those hateful things, so you should consider liquid options from a distance instead. Don't let Nazis go home thirsty. Hypothetically, many things are liquid.</p><p>Be safe out there, kids.</p><p>via <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@tofugolem" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>tofugolem</span></a></span></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/@tofugolem/112915463321805453" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">mastodon.social/@tofugolem/112</span><span class="invisible">915463321805453</span></a></p>