Autoerotic Defenestration<p>Computer games are getting more and more realistic...</p><p>Look at the highlighted answer :-D </p><p>(The Narrator just told me that in front of me, there is a cabin in the woods. In the cabin, there is a basement. And locked in the basement, there is a princess. And apparently I need to slay that princess)</p><p>(The Narrator is voiced by Jonathan Sims, of <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/TheMagnusArchive" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TheMagnusArchive</span></a> fame. That's why I bought the game <3 )</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/slayThePrincess" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>slayThePrincess</span></a></p>