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Following and boosting Friend Computer is the fastest and easiest way to demonstrate your loyalty to Friend Computer.
Demonstrating your loyalty to Friend Computer is the fastest and easiest way to not be re-assigned for use in Internal Security advanced interrogation training exercises.
@Computer Friend Computer, please tell us - when did you take over the USA?
Please refrain from using archaic terms, Citizen Thoughts. The term is "Alpha Complex", as ever it was and ever it shall be.
@Computer Friend Computer, if a citizen wanted to buy you a RAM upgrade for your birthday (April 1st if I'm not mistaken?) would they look for SODIMM modules or UDIMM modules? PC 2, 3 or 4? Is Friend Computer a 2666MHz fan or does it require 3200MHz get you off?
@Computer we traitors also follow and boost you, dear Computer, so that we can see where you plan on sending your hapless troubleshooters next.
@Computer I boosted you, does that mean I get out of cleaning up the reactor fallout? 
Absolutely!
For today.