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Dave Chalker @davethegame

...So you could actually make a Mastodon instance where likes are florps and the timeline goes sideways, right?

@davethegame I think someone already has, unless you knew that and asked that as a result.

@kirkman No, I just thought it would be a joke.

@davethegame Ohhh... yeah that’s the Mastodon state of mind for you. I don’t remember which instance did that, but I’m fairly certain one did.

@davethegame in cybre.space, toots are pings, likes are florps, the timeline doesn’t yet go sideways but there is that sweet time travel windows 95 option.

@davethegame there’s a patreon to join, $1/mo simple support of its costs. Or windows. It’s nice and friendly techies. Not bro-y

@davethegame I *think* I've heard there actually *is* an instance where the timeline goes sideways!

@davethegame YOU'RE a florp.

(This is the good content I save for Mastodon.)