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Christmas with a toddler:
All rules are off
Days blend together
Hierarchies are reversed
We eat whatever we want whenever we want
We descend into hedonism
No sleep, just party
There are gifts
... wait. Saturnalia. Christmas with a toddler is just Saturnalia.
Edit: also, random nudity.
@TarkabarkaHolgy I've got a story like that
When I was 14, I dreamt of having a house full of girls when I grew up. Girls who'd want to get in the shower with me, sleep with me every night, run around the house fully nuded, cry whenever I went out for Man Things and be super happy with me returning... I wasn't raised in the understanding there was a god in existence, but I remember praying on the off chance such a thing might exist and grant me my wish for finding faith
3 daughters at 44...