Attention Citizens!
As a mental stimulation exercise, and for the good of our society as a whole, Friend Computer has authorized the first ever Alpha Complex Debate series!
Two random citizens will be selected to take opposing sides of pressing cultural issues until either there is a clear ideological victor, one is dead, or everyone gets bored.
The topic of our very first debate will be:
"THIS COMPLEX WOULD GRANT MORE BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE TO ITS CITIZENS THAN CURRENTLY AVAILABLE."
Citizen @The_Asshat@infosec.exchange, you have been randomly selected to debate FOR this motion.
Citizen @fnordius, you have been randomly selected to debate AGAINST this motion.
Asshat, the floor is yours!
Warning: Failure to debate when called is treason, and grounds for termination.