Attention citizens of FNJ Sector:
A memorial will be held for you today, in memory of the horrible reactor leak that will occur shortly.
Thank you for your time.
@Computer hi friendly Computer. Is it possible to clone and/or grow new eyes without having to die and use a completely new clone? Indeed I think my eyes are defective, as I had read “Thank you for your crime.”
@jenesuispasgoth
Absolutely citizen!
Please report to your local PLC center and fill out a Upgrade/Change/Donate a Bodypart Form 12.3-C
A Docbot will be on its way shortly with a refurbished pair of replacement eyes.
@Computer Meh, they'll have it coming.
@Computer You're always so polite and thoughtful, Friend Computer.
@Computer may as well include all neighboring sectors as well, the leak is becoming a full meltdown.
Gamma Complex already sent its condolences for the loss of Alpha Complex. Hmm.