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Attention Citizens:
All existing news outlets, celebrities, and living citizens continue to endorse Friend Computer for eternal Overseer of Humanity.
If you hear otherwise, please report it at once.
@Computer HARLEY. Give me a systems status report please. With a Focus on Discovery’s radiation shielding. Pod 2 had St Elmo’s fire on it during lunch
@Computer please note in your report not only the source, but also all other possible recipients of the “news”, so that they can be re-educated.
And relax, the reason no one returns from re-education is because they love Friend Computer so much that they dedicate their lives to Friend Computer, and not because they were summarily executed.
@Computer I am glad to report that all newspapers owned by me will no longer endorse any device for #EternalOverseer. I believe this will settle any questions about my #loyalty.