Attention Citizens:
Dying on the job before a replacement can be fully trained is bad etiquette.
Always submit notice of impending doom at least two weeks prior to expiring.
Thank you for your compliance.
NOTICE OF IMPENDING DOOM!11!!
@Computer I am doing my part! Proactively training as my coworkers' replacement, then handing in their doom notices for them.
@Computer Glad to be of service!
I, too, am eager to do my part for Alpha Complex and will not only fill out my own doom notices, but those of my coworkers as well!
@Computer due to issues in cooling systems and the meltdown of all three reactors, the entire population of sectors 5, 6, 15 and 23 are irrevocably lost. The rest of Alpha Complex will have only 17% fatalities. Recommend less troubleshooters and more engineers in the next tranche of clones.
Pooka
Boo
@Computer Dear Friend Computer, I have been selected the 'most likely person to be found dead at his desk at 9AM Monday Morning' three times in a row.
Shall I start my replacement immediately, but then what if I don't die next Friday? It's a wasted effort.
@Computer
My secret society told me not to give notice of my impending doom
Errr, wait, I am not part of a secret society