@SJohnRoss @erickveil
Vaunted Lapels of Kleglowix
An enchanted collar with exaggerated 8 inch lapels, which can be sewn onto most shirts. The lapels can extend to a six foot length and perform the following tasks:
* Hold and manipulate objects in a prehensile manner.
* Form freakish and ungainly cloth legs which transport the wearer at a walking pace.
* If the wearer becomes incapacitated, the lapels automatically bear the wearer away from further harm, faster than a human can run.
@PTR_K @SJohnRoss You get hose, a tunic that comes down to your knees, tied at the waist with a strip of leather, and if you're fashionable, a hood that frames just your face in the weirdest way possible. If you're not dressed something like Igor from Young Frankenstein, you're in a Steampunk story, not a Fantasy story.