"Ugh", the elf said, "it smells like ass here..."
"Of course", the gnome said, "it's that Derry air".
What are non-live rounds called again?
I'm drawing a blank...
Someone kept asking me for the time...
so I clocked him
#pun #puns #FiXatoPUNishes #punDay
Nikegiri shoeshi. ;)
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Friend spotted
tomatoes falling
Couldn't ketchup
Red flag: your date orders the 66th item off the menu, regardless of the restaurant.
It should be apparent to a parent,
but a kidney can't replace a kid knee.
dom & mad
Czech & geese
Jet & Forge
stain & puffering