IMAGINATIONLAND

I'm imagining
Inappropriate things
Involving you

In my imagination
You like it

A lot

#PoultryCoroner

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I know I (re-)post this one a lot. That's because I have these kinds of inappropriate thoughts entirely too often. I blame you.

JE PEINS

Je peins les murs et les meubles avec la merde
J’éclabousse du brun, et de l’égouttement avec le vert
Mouches entourant, tortillement de larves
L’odeur prolongée toujours apres
Vomi et pus partout tout suite
Ce bruit romantique

#PoultryCoroner

UNTITLED 1319

Doom! Doom!
Nazi lunatics run amok!
Social infrastructure in flames!
Penguins in bondage!
Oh what a lovely day!

#PoultryCoroner

GEOGRAPHY LESSONS

I want to screw
From Timbuktu
To Kathmandu
With you
Mon chou

#PoultryCoroner

STALKERLESS VICTIM

Your used q-tips
Have lost their appeal to me
Here’s your trash back

#Haiku #Senryu #Not17Syllables
#PoultryCoroner

LINES

I wanna snort lines off your ass
Tickle your taint with my mustache
I wanna drink tequila from your tummy
Where's the lime? Mmmm! Yummy!

#PoultryCoroner

@djnavarro
UNTITLED 1720

I have dreamed many futures in my life
Some glorious
  some monstrous
    many perverse

Never had I dreamed
It would be this stupid

#PoultryCoroner

PISSSHARK

The only reason
I get up
Every morning
Is to not piss the bed

#PoultryCoroner

FUCKING OFF ONCE MORE

Checking my mail, nothing awaits
Oh well
Wander outside with lurching gait
Outside where a bubbling awaits
Oh, my!
Wets fall from the sky
Oh well
Ensure the bowl is full
Bubble bubble, a pause, a cough
My work day starts with fucking off

#PoultryCoroner

GARDEN OF BLASPHEMY

Toast gets brown
Round side down
It's time again for blasphemy
Up it pops
Put stuff on top
Disappearing quick inside of me

#PoultryCoroner

HAIKU 1927

Carnivore dinner
Channeling our inner wolves
Stack of gnawed ribs

#Haiku #Senryu #Not17Syllables
#PoultryCoroner

LIMERICUS • CAVEAT SOMNI

Wets fall from the sky
I think I'll examine the lids of my eyes
See what's there to be seen
Should you see me, in my dreams
The usual warnings apply

#PoultryCoroner

IMAGINATIONLAND

I'm imagining
Inappropriate things
Involving you

In my imagination
You like it

A lot

#PoultryCoroner

NOONER

Noon
Whatchadoon?
I just finished the hourly ritual
Now I get to go eat a pee pill
And my minimum daily requirement of ASS
Hooray!
I can honstly say
Every day I eat ASS
Then a fresh cuppa tea
I can start my work day having to pee
Copiously
Anyway
I just wanna say
Gabba gabba hey
Have a beauty day

#PoultryCoroner

FUCKING OFF, DIRECTORS CUT

My inbox stubbornly empty
The afternoon stretches before me
The sun is shining bright
I go outside
grab the bong
give it a light
Bubble bubble, a pause, a cough
My work day starts with fucking off

#PoultryCoroner

ANOTHER FORK IN THE EYE SOLILOQUY

I still want to jab a fork in my eyes
Every time I go outside
And see
Butchered shrubbery
Into our neighbor's window
And everyone that walks by

It looks like shit
I haven't gotten over it
Sure, it'll grow back
Eventually
Still, they can kiss my ass
And lick my sweaty nutsack

#PoultryCoroner

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BLASPHEMY

Stretch, groan, crack, creak
Tummy rumbles, time to eat
Gather ingredients, set them 'round
Toast in toaster, round side down

Up it pops, peanut butter applied
Circularly, not side to side
Then jam, I like strawberry
Top it off with a slice of salami

Blasphemy
Breakfast treat
Strawberry
Salami
Blasphemy

Partaken with a knife and fork
My toasted sandwich
of sweet and sour pork

Blasphemy
Breakfast treat
Strawberry
Salami
Blasphemy

#PoultryCoroner

ONCE MORE, FUCKING OFF

Nowhere to go
Nothing to do
The weather outside
Is becoming poo
Smoke a bong,
it makes me cough
My work day begins
with fucking off

Perhaps
Perhaps
Perhaps I'll take a nap
Lie myself down, upon my back
Examine the insides of my eyes
Maybe
I'll find a delectable surprise
The usual caveats apply

#PoultryCoroner