Found this amazing listing for an “absolute bastard” of a Florida #crayfish on #Kleinanzeigen (German Craigslist)
“Prefers to eat other, more expensive aquarium inhabitants. Destroys everything it comes into contact with. Likes to break out and destroy everything on its way to freedom. (…) is faster than you can react.
ABSOLUTE BASTARD.
Photo is from his solitary confinement, therefore somewhat pale and unfocused.”